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Dangote fuel: Nigeria will get mercy when they deserve it!
By Sunny Igboanugo
Dangote, NNPC: Too early to cry, too late to beg Tinubu
Greed is one of the most debilitating diseases a man could suffer, if not the most devastating. Now, let me tell you about greed. In fact, let me cite an example of how destructive the demon of greed could be both to the person that becomes a victim by coming under its grips and the society that shares as a victim.
Did you know about Pablo Escobar? Full name: Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria! He was not only the most notorious drug baron in Columbia, if not world history, but the richest criminal of global reckon, amassing, before his death in 1993, more than $30billion from the production and sale of hard drugs. In today’s rating, the raking of the infamous drug-lord, founder of the Medellin Cartel, has been put at well over $70billion.
Now, imagine if he were still alive. His earnings must have hit trillions of dollars. But never doubt that he would not only have remained in that business, but would have continued to accumulate more, regardless the havoc of his wicked enterprise. Why? Simple – the spirit of money. Irrespective the amount of money he must have amassed, he would still be in it. After all, he was, until he was finally caged by the law and died as a result.
In fact, one account quoted Roberto Escobar, accountant to the late kingpin, as saying the gang spent $2,500 a month for buying rubber bands to wrap his stacks of cash alone. Just imagine that. You’re talking about more than N5million in today’s equivalent. Mind you, we’re not talking about electronics or garments – those tiny rubber used in binding money – $2,500 worth monthly. Damn! That must be truckloads of bags of the stuff. Just to bind money! Yet, he never stopped. That is the disease of greed.
It is as contagions as the substance Escobar and his gang sold – more intoxicating than the hardest liquor – more deleterious than cancer – and more dangerous than the worst crime. It steals the soul from the victim and replaces it with stone or something more innate and more lifeless. It turns human beings into monsters – merciless beasts that kill and destroy without pity.
Now, take a sample of how beastly Escobar was. I’ll start with what he did to those who opposed him. A judge, was said to have given a judgement against him in court. Guess what he did? The judge was kidnapped by his henchmen and brought before him. After the personal encounter, the unfortunate jurist, one in many of his victims, was taken into a helicopter and flown high enough and let off in the middle of the city, head-first, so that when he crashed on the hard ground, the mess made by the brain that splashed on the ground, decorated the road like a paint. That was to teach others to be more prudent with their ideas.
That was just one part. There were other more blood-chilling stories. Though an outlaw himself, he was said to be merciless against those who went against the rules, particularly pinching his money. Ordinarily, you became stupendously rich by working in his well-knit organisation. But that was until you got itchy fingers. Then, you were taught a practical lesson of the difference in his diametrically opposing world – of maximum pleasure and agonising pains.
For it was said of him that stealing from his vast wealth was the greatest sin in his empire. The consequences, was in fact, worse than attempting to double-cross him. You could picture what such punishment would be! Horrible death! Hanging could the most merciful. Otherwise, you could be fed alive to one of his pet pythons, thrown into the crocodile-infested ponds to be feasted upon, fried in a drum of boiling oil or simply burnt alive on a stake.
Now, does it offend your sensibilities to situate or comprehend that such a man could be so brutal against those who tried to pay him back in his own coins – the same measure he was using in cheating the system and destroying the society? An irony and contradiction in terms, you might say!
Then I say, my compatriots – that is the same way you cannot make sense of what is happening in your country, Nigeria today. It made no sense to you yesterday, it is not making sense today and it will not make sense tomorrow. That, of course is because you don’t belong to their world – a dusky world, where everything is conducted in pitch-black darkness – a soulless world controlled by the demon of greed.
So, this Monday morning, September 16, 2024, when Rufai Oseni, a popular voice on national affairs and one of the anchors of The Morning Show, a breakfast programme on Arise News Television, after doing what he knows how to do best – dissecting the issue of Nigeria in the clearest terms – for the umpteenth time, concluded by appealing to the conscience of the powers that be in Nigeria – those responsible for the current excruciating suffering in the country – to soften their legs on the pedal, reduce the speed and slow down the galloping vehicle with which they are driving the collective fate of Nigerians down the slopy hill, the question, I asked myself was, did he understand?
For emphasis, he had tried logic, remonstrating that the money they were amassing today, would be useless to them at death and behind them. He emphasised that their children would squander the same accumulated wealth by wasting them on mundane fancies, only for things to return to the basics. Yes! The same children would be left groping for survival, simply because they made no meaningful contributions in creating the wealth. Touching and convincing argument to make, you’d suppose.
His words: “Have mercy! Have mercy on Nigerians. Stop the stealing, reduce the corruption. The hardship is too much. Nigerians are dying of poverty, hunger and disease.” With a glint in his eyes, he pled again: “Have mercy! Stop killing Nigerians!” Who was he addressing? That was the question I asked myself.
It was akin to that scene in the court of Venice in Shakespeare’s epic – The Merchant of Venice – where Portia pleaded with Shylock, the Jewish merchant to have mercy and spare the life of Antonio, but which was ignored because he (Shylock), wanted nothing outside having his pound of flesh, to satisfy his urge for vengeance for past wrongdoing for which he bore years of grudge.
In the same TV show on Monday, Ojy Okpe, the face of What’s Trending, a segment of the programme, played a trending video in the social media of a Nigerian mother going by the tag – the _victorious_chisom, passionately begging President Bola Tinubu and wife, Oluremi, to have mercy on her and her children.
“Dear President,” she began, “the hardship is telling on us, especially we, widows, like me. I’m a widow of two children who are still toddlers. I became a widow, Your Excellency Sir, because of the insecurity in Nigeria. My late husband was kidnapped in 2022 and was killed, despite paying ransom. Your Excellency, I’m law-abiding, I’m hardworking. And despite being a widow whose children were made fatherless due to insecurity, I still keep pushing. I still live in Nigeria. I still stay and live in Nigeria.
“My dear President, please I’m begging, the hardship is too much, the hardship is telling on us. Many young widows are suffering. Please pity us. Have mercy on us. Dear First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu, please, you’re a mother and you’re a wife and I know and I believe you know what we are going through, especially young widows like us.”
Then, the clincher: “At this point, I’m fed up. I’m tired. I can’t take it any longer!” That was how she ended. The rest of her sad story was told by tiny droplets of tears lurking at the corners of both eyes, refusing to flow down. Who knows how long she had been crying for the tears to have become that tiny that you’d have to look hard enough to observe them?
If you had watched as I did, I’m sure you heard clearly, when Reuben Abati, another anchor in the programme, stated the obvious in his concluding comments. “She spoke for the rest of us,” he had said. No! She didn’t! She rather spoke for the millions of voiceless families that are worse than her – mothers dying in silence, who have no access to phones, not to talk about data or media space to post the littlest snippets of their anguish.
She spoke for families who have buried one or two of their children due to lack of money to buy cheap medicines to treat common malaria – millions of others who go to bed with empty stomachs and have done so for days and weeks on end and millions more who are waiting to be swallowed up by the elements.
If I were close to that woman, I would have asked her to save her breath, wipe her tears and wait for the appropriate time, because that moment is coming when she would need them. Surely, by that time, nobody would need to tell her it is time to cry. But not now that petrol is still selling at N1,000. No! After all, it is still cheaper than the price in Togo and Benin Republic. Didn’t IMF say so? Aren’t they the masters we listen to? They said Nigeria is still selling cheaper than other countries. Why? Why should it be cheaper when we need all the money to keep the Villa comfortable? Or don’t they know that in there is where we have “Thinking People” – whose brains are sharper than Socrates and Aristotle put together – the reason they’re taking such BOLD decisions to redeem years of mess? These Nigerians self! Did they think that deep thinking is conducted under inclement weather? No! Such thinking need the coziest environments such as diamond-encrusted chairs and ornamental beds inside the bellies of N5billion yachts to conduct.
That said, she should therefore await the time she can no longer afford data or must have sold her phone and other belongings and found a space with her children in the cold streets, if not a worse situation. The road she is currently trodding would surely lead her to her destination where she would find the right corners to cry at the appropriate time, assuming she could muster the strength to shed tears at that point. Of course, she would not be alone there. That’s for sure. She would have company – plenty!
As for her appeal to Tinubu, what mercy does she want the President and family to show? Is Tinubu the cause of her situation? Didn’t he meet a bad economy, inherited from Muhammadu Buhari, his predecessor? Come to think of it, didn’t he alert the nation early enough that he would continue Buhari’s “legacies,” where he stopped? If Buhari flogged them with koboko and he’s now flogging them with snakes and scorpions, what crime did he commit? Isn’t that the idea of promise kept?
These Nigerians self! Didn’t the woman hear him tell his China host that he’s a “reformer?” How else are reforms conducted? What else is reform than spending money like it is going out of fashion – buying new Presidential planes, acquiring new yachts, exotic cars for himself, renovating mansions and putting other facilities in place for pleasuring himself and those now “serving” the country? Didn’t she hear him say subsidy is gone? Did he have water in his mouth when he said so last year or was his voice not audible enough?
Coming to the issue everyone is complaining about, was he the one that employed the people at the NNPCL or did they see him around Dangote? Why should he demand anything from them? Do they want to knock his head together with those voracious, avaricious and powerful members of the Vested Interest Club that have dared his predecessors to move against them?
Is it this Presidency that he crossed seven rivers and seven forest to get, confronting all the elements in the wilderness to boot, that these troublesome Nigerians now want him to fritter away by leading him to confront such monstrous behemoth with bare hands. Ko le wek! E no go work for them! If the woman wants mercy, let her direct her tears to the appropriate quarters. Why does she want to stain his clothes with her tears? Why should anyone blame him for the pervading greed that has been there even when he was still hustling in Chicago – whose origin is as old as Nigeria itself?
Even the legendary Fela sang about it – the N2.8billion, missing oil money! What was the verdict of Justice Ayo Irikefe? Didn’t he look into his crystal ball and declare that no oil money was missing. So, kini big deal? If the problem was not dealt with in 1979, how could he, Tinubu fix it now? In fact, why should he?
Besides, how many times and for how long would he continue to sing it like a song that Nigeria under him is like a woman in labour who must bear the pangs of it no matter how long it lasts? What’s with Nigeria about impatience? Even if the woman dies, what about it? She wouldn’t be the first. Many other women have died and many others waiting to die. Right now, even when some are reeling under the pangs of childbirth, many are at this minute enjoying the pleasure – and asking for more – that would make them visit the labour room tomorrow to bear the same pain.
Come to think of it, what did they contribute to his road to the Villa? Didn’t they hear him recount how he snatched, grabbed and ran with power? Did they think he would go through all that and not enjoy his prize to the fullest?
Did they think a world-class accountant with enough sharp memories to be able to last him a lifetime – that goes to bed with figures, forgets easily? Did they think he didn’t hear the trolls and catcalls during those days of Bala-blu-bulaba? They were laughing then and calling him names. Who’s laughing now?
What were they thinking he alluded to when on the night of March 1, 2023, after Mahmoud Yakubu, the INEC chairman declared him winner of the presidential election he told them – I hear you! Loud and clear?! This is surely payback time to them for their move through their “votes” or lack of it. O! How they would – in full!
Did they think that his memory is so short as to forget the favours – such as losing Lagos and Abuja? What if the courts had not come to his rescue? What if those judges had believed Peter Obi that 25 per cent votes in Abuja is like the Use of English in JAMB – a compulsory subject each student must pass or Atiku Abubakar, who insisted he was nowhere near Chicago State University, not to talk about possessing their certificate?
Next time they should know how to cast their votes. You get mercy when you deserve it. Yes! Nyesom Wike, his henchman in the FCT has promised Abuja will never happen again. Lagos, was an error too that the MC Oluomo and other leg-men have since corrected! Maybe when these people learn to cooperate and stop voting nonsense! May be then, “Sister Mercy” might have returned from the market! But for now, she’s still on her journey yet. Her heading home would either be in 2027 or 2031. That is a long time to start shedding tears now!
My name is Sunny Igboanugo, I’m The Tiny Voice
There is this saying that some proud residents boast of, which is that you cannot see Aba in standing position. To be able to see Aba, you must bend down, they tell you. In Lagos, there is another version that when you read This is Lagos, as you’re entering the Nigerian prime city, it is not just an ordinary expression of welcome. There are people – elements – phenomena – even principalities and powers the authors have in mind, for which they are alerting you – either for good or ill.
What this means is that you should not take things on their face-value. Behind every situation, issues, and circumstances, there are compelling nuances that impel and propel them. It is everywhere in virtually all human endeavours. But nowhere is that expression or the meaning thereto, more than in politics. You must take every political action beyond the surface. You must get to the nerves and bones of every issue.
Now you must have heard the exchange between Atiku Abubakar, former Vice President and presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and Bode George, former National Vice Chairman (South) of the former ruling party and its leader in Lagos State. In recent days, both have had their fare share of presence in the media, engaging in the odds and ends, this and that of the PDP, from the disciplinary committee and reconciliation committee the party set up recently to the issue of the 2027 presidential election as it relates to the party.
It is the latter that has caught my attention – the 2027 polls, that is. Last Wednesday, George, former Military Governor of Ondo State, was on Atiku’s matter over the issue. I’m sure you’d be wondering what is, with 2027 and election at this time. Wonder no more. This is Nigeria. Campaigns, have started in earnest. Beyond the night movements that are done surreptitiously and in the thickness of darkness, take every comment you read or hear about from the mouth of politicians today as part of the journey to the next election.
Never make the mistake of saying, 2027 is too early. No! Politicians only need a few day’s rest from the last election, before scheming for the next. In fact, for some of them, it is an everyday job. Or did you not hear Atiku accusing Tinubu of already amassing money to relaunch himself to power in 2027. That is how we roll here. That should tell you that nobody is resting.
Now, let us address the issues in question and attempt a critical examination of them. As I indicated earlier, everything you hear now is about the positioning for the next election. At the vortex is the ambition of the former VP to run again for the nation’s number one job. If the Waziri Adamawa throws his hat in the ring, it would be his seventh attempt.
Should he run? My personal position is capital No! Why? The answers are simple. It would be the height of insensitivity for him to do so. It would also be the highest exhibition of naivety for him to attempt gunning for the presidency again at this stage of his life, career and age. That lifelong ambition has eluded him and he must come to terms with it. All the indices, calculations and arguments are against him. What will happen is that he will become a convenient excuse for the All Progressives Congress (APC) to retain power, especially if President Bola Tinubu is running for second term.
In fact, if Atiku decides to step out again, nobody else should waste time in contesting, because it would be the surest way of handing over power to Tinubu. It would be a replay of the 2023 presidential election where the buccaneers and brigands that hoisted the electoral heist on Nigeria, would do an encore. It would create the same effect. Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP), if he decides to run again, would gain all the momentum, capture the fancy of the electorates and win the election as he did in the last edition. But the elements will once again take over. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), will have a convenient excuse to rig the election again and hand over to the APC.
In the end, Obi would come first, but would be relegated to the third position, Atiku, who would come second, would maintain his position and Tinubu, who, given his current failure in government, would worsen his case from what it was in the last election, would of course come a distant third again as he did in 2023. Once again, the excuse would be that Obi and Atiku divided their votes for Tinubu to advance.
Why this damning assessment for the ex-VP? I don’t see anyone coming out with his full chest to support him in the Nigerian South. What would be their reason? Yes! If he picks the PDP ticket, as he is likely, given that he has his way around it, some of the governors on the platform of the party, especially in the South South, and some parts of the North would work for him, rig one or two states and that would be it. As usual, he would be usurping the position of the area under the PDP zoning arrangement and under the larger convention of power-sharing between the North and South in Nigeria.
So, I’m convinced that the best Atiku could get is the second position and the outcome of his involvement, would be to play the role of a spoiler. In that case, Bode George is right to ask him to wait till 2031 to contest again, because that would be the time he would have a fair chance, as it would then be the chance of the North to go for the position once again.
But is that the end of the matter? Again, capital No! the political coconut and juggernaut from Lagos is not telling the entire story. He is keeping something back, decidedly too. And that is where politics comes in, ditto, the suspicion I talked about earlier, which I said must compel us to take every word from the mouth of a politician with a spoon – not even a pinch of salt.
Now, retired military tactician, who prides himself as one of the founders of the PDP, should know that the zoning arrangement of the party did not just stop of power being shared between the North and South. He should be the one telling then non-initiates within the party and outside it that there should also be rotation of power among the zones that make up the South or North as the case may be.
But he has consistently failed to do so. His voice was quite strident in the last election about the injustice in the former ruling party. But nowhere did I hear him extend the argument that justice must be done to the Igbo people, either in the PDP or the nation at large. So, when in his latest edition, he came out loud and clear once again with this mantra that power must remain in the South, the question remains, where in the South?
Hear him: He said: “I have not defected to any other party. While I was in Wadata Plaza, Alhaji Abubakar was in the Villa as Vice President. So, we know ourselves and the two of us know the principles guiding this party. We should not do anything that will destroy our party and the country.
“In 2027, the concept of Turn-by-Turn Nigeria Limited must be strictly followed by our party. PDP must look for a southerner to wrest power from the APC because that party of strange bedfellows wants to destroy this country, economically and politically. So, Nigerians are waiting for us to rescue them in 2027 but a southerner must lead the battle.”
Incidentally, the last time I heard Atiku speak about this, he did not dispute the fact of the existing zoning arrangement in the party, but only insisted that it must be fully carried out. He had stressed that if the advocates of zoning push further that the presidency should be zoned to the South East, he would give up the contest.
The meat derivable from the argument of the former VP was that if the party had zoned the position to the South East, neither he, nor the likes of Nyesom Wike from the South would have contested. It means that a Peter Obi, could have easily emerged from the PDP fold and given the momentum around him, combined with its strength nationwide, the party, baring other manipulations stood a better chance of victory.
Now, even if it was mere sophistry that Atiku was playing at, as it was clear that even him did not come out with his full chest to pursue that line, the argument still stands. At least, the party would not have descended into the crisis it faced during the period, with Wike’s G-5, which is what it is suffering today.
Why did Bode George, an officer and a gentleman, not toe that part of honour? That is where the real question is buried. Even with his sanctimonious posture, that he chose to stop halfway in the South-must-take-it argument, makes the toga of deceit fit well on the Lagos PDP boss.
It is even worse with the whispers that he is actually working for Wike. Until Oga of Lagos, is willing to speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, he is as guilty as Atiku he is accusing – a worse offender in hypocrisy!
My name is Sunny Igboanugo, and I’m The Tiny Voice!
On the night of Thursday, July 25, 2024, Benjamin Kanu, Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives, was the guest of Prime Time, a public affairs programme on Arise News Television. From beginning to the end of that programme, I continued to twist and flinch as each word he spewed hit me like a sharp point of needle being poked on my body.
As a journalist myself, I could put myself in the shoes of Constance Ikokwu, the anchor of the programme at that point. An Igbo herself, she must have been struggling to maintain a balance between professionalism and the fact of her ethnic reality, during that engagement. Indeed, she must have been in a fix, as it were. I would have been myself.
The Deputy Speaker, the brain behind the enactment of the Act for the establishment of the South East Development Commission (SEDC), by the National Assembly, which President Bola Tinubu signed into law, two days earlier, was actually in a triumphant, celebratory mood. He had projected the feat as the coming of uhuru for Ndigbo, describing it as the demonstration of the love the President has for the Igbo people.
Anyone would cut him a slack for feeling on top of the moon by achieving the feat and succeeding where others had failed previously. I would. But the matter got quite bemusing from there when he began to give the impression that the gesture was all Ndigbo needed to turn 360 degrees in their feelings for Tinubu and the All Progressives Congress (APC).
In the first place, the creation of the SEDC, is not exclusive to Ndigbo. Before it, there have been similar bodies like it across other zones in the country. In fact, on the same day Tinubu was signing the document, he also did so for the North West Development Commission (NWDC). Before that, there was the North East Development Commission (NEDC), created under former President Muhammadu Buhari and the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), for the oil-bearing areas of Nigeria, mostly concentrated in the South South zone.
So, what’s the hype? Was it that Ndigbo, had now been singled out for a special treatment, or the fact that they were finally given what others had enjoyed for years? What’s there enough to roll out the drums? That’s one of the questions I had expected the beautiful anchor to put to her guest. I had also expected her to raise the issue of the general mistreatment of Ndigbo since the APC got into office in 2015, which Tinubu had virtually taken to a new level.
I had expected her to ask the DS if he felt comfortable that a mere Deputy Speaker, would be the highest position Ndigbo, the third leg of the Nigerian tripod, was entitled to in Nigeria and if he was comfortable being the one that would now speaking in place of the likes of Zik of Africa, the late Owelle of Onitsha, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Kingsley Ozumba Mbadiwe, Akweke Abyssinia Nwafor Orizu, who represented the Igbo faces and voices in the First Republic.
Even after the civil war, regardless they were a defeated people, Nigeria, in apparent recognition of the place of Ndigbo in Nigeria’s history still had the presence of mind to secure a pride of place for them. That was how the likes of the Alex Ekwueme, and Edwin Ume-Ezeoke, Vice President and Speaker of the House of Representatives, respectively, emerged among other prominent positions, in the Second Republic.
Come to a more recent times, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the next full civilian rule, Ndigbo were still not left out. The likes of Chuba Okadigbo, et al as Senate Presidents, Vincent Ogbulafor, National Chairman, Ojo Maduekwe, National Secretary, Pius Anyim Pius Anyim, Senate President and later Secretary of Government of the Federation (SGF), were in the first 11 of the Nigerian structural team, while the duos of Ike Ekweremadu and Emeka Ihedioha, Deputy Senate President and Deputy Speaker of the House or Representatives, held forte at the National Assembly.
Down the ladder, Ndigbo were never left to warm the bench either or reduced to mere spectators. In fact, they were the major strikers, with the likes of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Oby Ezekwesili, Osita Ogbu, Ernest Ndukwe, et al. They were not only reputed to be the main drivers of the Nigerian economy, but majorly the face of Nigeria in the international arena as well.
That was until the coming of Buhari, who changed everything. Nobody knows how much sleepless nights he suffered during this period when Ndigbo was doing their exploits. In his private moments, he would have thought, Ndigbo of all people! Imagine an Igbo man becoming Chief of Army Staff before his eyes. A people he conquered! Unthinkable! That must have accounted for the vehemence with which he released his venom on them in his eight-year full onslaught, as accentuated by his “97-5 per” cent model, that saw him not only fully excluding them in appointments, but allowing their homeland descend into the worst security situation since the civil war.
Yes! Kalu, the Deputy Speaker was right. Tinubu was actually chummy with Ndigbo. Throughout his eight years as governor of Lagos State, Igbo people featured prominently both in his government and, or politics, officially and privately. All these changed when he met Buhari and got infected by the Buhari phenomenal disdain and outright hatred for them. Since then, he has taken it to an all high. At the APC, demeaning the Igbo man has remained a major party policy ever since – Organising – Treasurer and other trivial positions are all they now get in a so-called national party.
I wonder if the Deputy Speaker was aware that the same Tinubu recently made a whole 16 appointments without a single Igbo man. It happened just a few days before his Arise TV appearance. There is a saying that whoever wants to stop a fight must start when fingers are being pointed. Tinubu has since passed that stage to a point of trying to wrestle down Ndigbo, a task, which will naturally be as futile as it was with Buhari and others who had tried.
But one of the most interesting nuances of the whole Thursday encounter was the angle of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. Incidentally the DS is representing Bende Federal Constituency, home to the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB). Introducing the Kanu narrative, he described his encounter with him during a recent visit at the facility of the Department of State Services (DSS), where he has been in detention since July, 2021. The coming of the SEDC, was major during the parley.
Hear him: “One of the things he told me was I like The Peace in the South East Project that the President came and flagged off. He sent the Vice President to flag it off in Bende on the 29th of December, 2023. He said the eight thematic areas of that peace in the South East, I like them. If I’m released from this incarceration, I’ll be in the forefront of projecting the eight thematic peaceful agenda of peace in the South East project.
“When a man starts talking like that, the followers will also talk in that manner. He’s no longer talking violence. He’s no longer talking conflict, he’s no longer talking agitation, he’s talking how do we use peace as a vehicle to heal our land. I saw him and I saw in him a man who wants peace.
“I saw a man, who was impressed that we’re taking steps towards rebuilding the zone. And I assured him that this President that I know will assent to this South East Development Commission. He told me one thing – he said – if this man signs this bill into law, it means that he truly loves South East. He told me he would lead the support for the President.”
I’ve since heard many people, practically scoffing at the intriguing revelation. Not a few believe the IPOB boss they know could not capitulate so easily. I have no way of knowing the truth until I hear from him. Regardless, assuming the report is true, and indeed the move is a sort of a tradeoff or a pitch to use the freedom of Kanu to endear APC to Ndigbo for Tinubu’s political benefit, it is most likely dead on arrival.
The only way the APC could win election in any part of Igbo land today is via state capture – such as has remained their template over the years. Even the DS himself may not be able to swear to Kamanu that he did not travel that route to power. In fact, the very first utterance from Kanu in support of Tinubu, as things are today between him and Ndigbo would put an end to his deification even from his close allies. Like the proverbial god that begins to misbehave, Ndigbo will simply show him the tree from which he was carved.
I don’t need go far to cite examples. The scenery around the late Ikemba Nnewi, Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, when he returned to Nigeria, in 1982, may never be replicated in the history of Ndigbo. The crowd that welcomed him on May 18, of that year, and at the welcome party in various cities, could actually make it to the Guinness World Record (GWR), as the hugest in history. Everywhere he went showcased similar enthusiasm. Ndigbo closed their shops, while people struggled to have a sight of him. Even the late Osita Osadebe, historic highlife maestro, waxed a special record to welcome him back. Such was his popularity.
Then, he did the unthinkable. He joined the National Party of Nigeria (NPN). The ruling party, must have banked on him to garner all Igbo votes. Many even swore that it was the deal ab initio, from his abode in Ivory Coast, where he was on exile after the failure of the Biafran effort. But whatever dividend they had hoped went with the wind. Ndigbo simply did the needful. He could not even win a senatorial election against Edwin Onwudiwe, a lowly commissioner in his home Anambra State on the platform of the ruling party.
As alternative, the Igbo NPN chieftains, who had made the gamble, actually had to use other means as counter, such as employed in the eventual capture Anambra State from the Nigerian Peoples Party (NPP) of the late Owelle of Onitsha, Nnamdi Azikiwe. Till date, the way the NPN, wrenched away power from Jim Nwobodo in favour of Christian Chukwuma Onoh, remains one of the demonstrable examples the impunity and the audacious nature of the use of political power responsible for not only the vulnerability democracy in Africa, Nigeria inclusive.
To further adumbrate the point of the futility of the IPOB boss for political purposes, I will also cite a more recent case of Orji Uzor Kalu (OUK). Incidentally it was under him that the DS cut his political teeth. Perhaps he would know. In his early days as Governor of Abia State, OUK was a phenomenon in the South East. At a point, he became the most virulent voice of Ndigbo for his audacious and daring courage in speaking out for them and was already being primed as the next authentic Igbo leader. I remember a former governor and one of his contemporaries, with whom I had a private dinner at that time practically gushing with envy at Kanu’s exploits and popularity.
Who else was there at the Cinema Hall of Hotel Presidential, Enugu, when Kanu addressed Ndigbo in Nigeria and the diasporas, as a keynote speaker during the 2001 World Igbo Day? I recall the crowd that spilled beyond the huge hall to the veranda as much of the crowd practically pressed their ears to the wall to hear him speak. It was the picture I gleaned from the depiction of the scenario at Virginia Assembly, USA, on March 23, 1775, where Patrick Henry, gave that historic speech – Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death. History had it that so inspiring was it that one of the listeners pled in his will that he be buried at the exact spot where he stood to listen to it, which was granted at his death. Such was OUK at that time.
Then, like the butterfly thinking itself a bird, he made that blunder the day he offered an official apology to Nigeria on behalf of Ndigbo for engaging in the civil war. He never recovered from the backlash of that particular political hara-kiri, which eclipsed the bright political profile. Today, Mmiririenyi, having been reduced in weight and size, is no a shadow of himself.
To worsen the matter, his most recent fixation these days, seems some attempts to turn the edge of his political dagger against the same Igbo people, perhaps in a sort of vengeance to cut his pound of flesh, as could be seen in his professed love for Buhari, at a time he was actually flogging Ndigbo with his biblical snakes and scorpions.
Now, what am I labouring to say? If that outing by the DS is an attempt to sell either APC or Tinubu to the South East, it would be akin to repeating the NPN gambit. I totally agree with the top lawmaker that the release of Kanu might be the solution to the massive insecurity in the South East currently. Yes! It is capable of putting a face to the perpetrators of the various crimes. At the moment, IPOB is being blamed for everything, including a man’s failure to get erection or inability to impregnate his wife. It appears every crime in the area today is virtually an open and shut case as they are conveniently labelled with the IPOB tag and thrown into the trashcan.
I therefore fully support his push for Tinubu to order Kanu’s release. But that is where it ought to stop. They say, you have to be close to someone to perceive smell of his body. Luckily, the DS seems to be among those who have access to Tinubu. He sees the SEDC Act as a gamechanger. I wonder why he seems not to be seeing the fact that it is actually Buhari and not Tinubu that is still holding Kanu and could only be released if he says so.
Yes! Tinubu, could actually order the release, but it would be at the displeasure of his predecessor, who had to break the banks to ensure that the IPOB boss was brought back to Nigeria. Yes! There are a million reasons he ought to have regained his freedom like the others like him in other parts of the country. But to Buhari, Ndigbo are not like other Nigerians. Would Tinubu elect to offend him, just yet? Could he risk it? Perhaps the DS has a genie he could spring from the magic lamp to achieve that feat. I support him wholeheartedly to give it a trial. But to make Tinubu smell roses in the South East? That’s a different kettle of fish.
I like his enthusiasm and his emphatic declaration, when like Michelangelo’s flourish, he said: “Watch what will happen in the South East. With the beautiful step the President has taken, a lot of things will start coming down.” Such enthusiasm! We wait!
My name is Sunny Igboanugu, I’m The Tiny Voice!
By Sunny Igboanugo
Picture this! Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, was Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy (MoF-CoMoTE) in Nigeria. During this period, her official movement was like that of an Arabian monarch. Pomp and circumstances, pomp and pageantry, pomp and ceremonies, whichever is applicable.
It was chaos – blaring sirens, breakneck speeding pilot cars, swerving and dangling along the road with dark-goggled, war-like-well-kitted policemen hanging or perching dangerously on them – a convoy of luxuriant Sports Utility Vehicles (SUVs), looking as if freshly-minted from the factories in Japan, squeezed in the middle and trailed by backups with equally well-kitted operatives. You would never miss it.
Today, the same Okonjo-Iweala, is now the Director General of the World Trade Organisation (WTO), a global entity worth zillions of times in rating and influence than a mere minister of a country, not the least, in Africa. But spot the difference. Today, the same woman goes to her office in just one car and a driver. All the chaos is gone. In fact, the only ceremony to underscore her present status, was when she assumed office on March 1, 2021.
What was it like? On that day, a welcome party was organised, comprising no more than a dozen men and women, probably only staffers of the organisation, who lined the corridor leading to the entrance of the building, clapped, shook hands and led the way. End! No speech, no food, no drinks, no party. The ceremony did not even last up to 10 minutes.
Pan to Number 10 Donning Street, home of the United Kingdom Prime Minister. On Friday, July 5, 2024, Rishi Sunak, stood at the foyer of the building to give a farewell speech after 19 months in office as PM. After a short speech which lasted for less than 10 minutes, he stepped into a waiting Audi sedan, and drove away.
Enter Kier Starmer, his successor, few minutes after. He even came in a smaller car alongside his wife into the welcoming cheers from a large crowd that gathered at the same venue, went about shaking hands and exchanging kisses. No airs, no chaos, no security forces with whips in hands brandishing all manner of firearms to scare away citizens.
That session ended and with his own speech, equally short and pointed, he moved into his residence and that was it. From now on, all that would come from him are policies of how to make UK better and leave the country better than he met it. He would never give approval to any contract, let alone sign one. It will be the duty of the bureaucracy to prepare all his budgetary items, which would be geared towards this end. Nobody would hear him making budgetary provisions of billions of British Pounds for feeding in that residence or billions more for either the purchase of more vehicles or the changing of tyres of the ones already acquired.
In fact, if he needed an extra pillow for his bed, he would have to buy it from his own pockets. If he needed to repair the air conditioner, he simply alerts the maintenance team that are probably inhouse.
Now, does anyone think that even without any single person wielding a gun without an open show of the paraphernalia of security presence in that arena, the British PM is more vulnerable to attack than an African President on a day like this? Certainly no! Any fly that posses a threat at that event would be dead before it could even get close to achieving the aim.
Do not forget that the UK is home to the most impressive, exotic and expensive automobiles in the world. Rolls Royce, reputed as one of the world’s most prominent vehicles only fit for the royals is a British product. So is Range Rover, Jagua, among others. So, the PM, could as well order hundreds of the latest and most luxurious of these cars, have them fitted with state-of-the-art contraptions to deliver maximum comfort only fit for royals.
But why are they not doing so? Simple answer! Restraints! Both official and personal fetters, ensures that such a route would never be travelled. On the official side, the workload and the proclivity for government office as problem-solving arena as opposed to a place for maximum enjoyment, strips them of any impetus towards such a life of ease and pleasure. Besides, it is completely impossible, for such a demand to be met, assuming a PM with such mindset finds his way into office. Official checks and balances would make sure of that.
From where would he start to make such a requisition? Would it come from watertight chain of bureaucracy where every official is put in check? Certainly impossible. Even a mere mention of that or a shadow of it could cost him his job. So, no official limousine, no long official convoy. Even an official plane is not there. Why? The PM is just like any other British citizen and sees himself as so.
On the individual level, it is all about values, about honour. How would a British man of high office feel with the insinuations, side glances and snide comments given to politicians and people in high places in Nigeria, let alone being labelled a thief? He would probably lock himself in a room and put a bullet in his scull rather than live with the shame. Yes, it is an ample incentive for suicide.
There, values and honour far outweigh any form of vainglory. Thus, because the essence of such opulence and individual display of it, would be lost, or be swallowed in belly of high value, nobody would travel that road. In other words, instead of attracting admiration the result of such open display, would conduce public disdain, ridicule and rejection. It is an environment, where the littlest veneer of mistrust would not only individual rating in the society, but also consequently destroy political fortunes.
Unfortunately, those values as found in Britain and other western nations, are intrinsic. They are confined within the territories of those countries. They are never carried beyond the shores of the land. Elsewhere, particularly in Africa, those individual and official restraints are not encouraged among leaders. Rather, the same British officials, loathing of the slightest act of malfeasance in his country will do everything and use every means to encourage African leaders to steal, as long as the proceeds would end up in their country in the form of buying expensive goods and properties or simply salting away raw cash.
Indeed, because leadership evolution in Africa is still tied to the apron-string of these western nations, those who want to copy western styles are not allowed to do so. Because directly or indirectly, African leaders secure, hold and enjoy power at the pleasure of these controlling forces abroad, the recruitment process is careful and deliberate to ensure that government offices from top to bottom are populated by economic brigands – mindless thieves without mercy for the common till.
This is what the west look forward to – simple application of different dynamics, in pursuance of the ubiquitous term – national interest – a dangerous phenomenon that is as ruthlessly delivered as it is destructive to the recipients.
Ask yourself what happened to all African leaders, who tried to live like a British PM. First, they were dubbed rebels and marked as dangerous. Is it a coincidence that the likes of Zaire’s Patrice Lumumba, Nigeria’s Murtala Mohammed, Burkina Faso’s Thomas Sankara, and most recently Tanzania’s John Magafuli, virtually all met some sort of unpleasant, and in some cases, brutal ends? The case of the sudden death, through “COVID-19 complications,” of the late Tanzanian President, reputed to have rejected foreign loans and foreign pressures that he believed could further fetter his country, controversial as it is, remains quite revealing.
The rest and many more of these leaders, were brutally mowed down in their primes to stop their ideologies from taking firm roots, in sequence of events, with the overt and covert imprimaturs of western plots. Of course, their places were supplanted by individuals with diametrically-opposing ideals, such as dominate the continent today.
So, because, one way or the other, they have the dominant role in the recruitment process, they choose very well by ensuring that only those with the mindset of extravagance, unquenchable greed, insatiable knack for egocentrism, narcissism make to the leadership podium, as opposed to what is acceptable in their countries. Frugally-minded leaders with sound national agendas are never allowed close to power.
Why? The enduring argument is that the west needs bad leaders in Africa and elsewhere to thrive. Indeed, it is stressed that the day leadership in Africa finds expression in prudence, moderation and uprightness, a heavy hammer-blow would be delivered to the heart of Europe and America. Not only would it end the mindless feasting and pillaging of the rich natural resources of the continent, but it would also end the tendency of African being a dumping ground for luxury goods from the west.
So, while Members of Parliament (MPs) in Britain would ride in trains and buses to work and legislators in the US resort to car-pooling to save cost, their Nigerian counterparts, would apply proceeds of loans obtained from their countries to buy SUVs. While the Governor of New York would drive to work in one car, the governor of Zamfara, one of the poorest states in Nigeria will do so in a convoy of 10 cars.
While the PM of The Netherlands rides bicycle to work, his Nigerian counterpart, goes to the mosque, church or his private home in a convoy of 120 SUVs, all fuelled at the expenses of the common purse. But also picture the difference in the societies created therefrom. Again, they are as sharp and contrasting as night and day.
The result clearly show in the development of public infrastructure. So, while those in power in Nigeria use public money to purchase SUVs to navigate roads ridden with craters, muds and ditches, the roads in western countries, in contrast, provide a completely different picture. There, public funds are used to pave their roads into classy, durable and enjoyable structures for the public, but here, only few enjoy the SUVs cruise while the rest have to survive on what is left. Even at that even the SUVs offer little succour in the end. Many of them had even imprisoned their owners either in stretches of immovable traffic or impassable spots on the same roads.
Now, the abiding question is why this difference. Again, simple answer. The sight of an SUV, does not create the same imagery in the west as in Africa. In Nigeria, it connotes arrival and announces wealth and influence. It is the sign of the Nigerian big man. In the UK however, it is rather a burden. Anybody on a regular salary could equally walk into a car shop and get it either on rent or hire-purchase on easy terms. But that also means higher taxes in all ramifications. So why travel the route in the face of alternatives.
It is this dynamics that remain at play. Recognising the influence of pride, egoism, self-conceitedness in the African leadership structure, the west knows that promoting these tendencies is the most potent weapon to preserve their leechlike relationship with Africa. So, not only do they pump in more SUVs, they ensure that only leaders that will buy more and more of them would get to office or survive in them.
They are aware of how these leaders act like little children lured with new toys and how they are fascinated with little things. They could not have forgotten how the forebears of these people sold off their children into slavery with mundane gifts like whiskeys, gunpowder and mirrors. It is not surprising that they are doing exactly the same today just to buy SUVs and other fancy products from Britain and other countries around the world.
So, do not be taken aback by the length Nigerian officials could go. When the white man gave their fathers those mirrors, they used them as symbol of wealth. People flocked their homes simply to use the mirrors to see their faces. For that privilege alone, they were able to take other people’s wives and marry many for themselves from the numerous women making themselves available just to be called wives of men who had mirrors.
Today, the raison d’etre is not different. In recent days, the controversy across the nation is about the Samoa Agreement and the implication of Nigeria and African countries signing it. Stop asking why they did. The alluring smell of money is such a binding factor. For $150billion loan, they could willingly sign off anything after perceiving that irresistible smell. For that money, they are willing to allow half of their citizens being corralled into slavery to go and work in foreign factories as before or sign off their entire continent into colonialism once again.
When they do, never ask why. The reason is staring everyone in the face. Just like their ancestors received mirrors, and to demonstrate the I better pass my neighbour mentality, sold out their children to slavery, their sons might all but be willing to repeat the same just to be the toast of the society. They will do it. All for what? Today’s mirrors – SUVs!
My name is Sunny Igboanugo, I’m The Tiny Voice!
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