Why does Reno Omokri, appear so inconsolable? Since the conclusion of the burial of Muhammadu Buhari, President, 2015-2023, on Tuesday, he has been all and about the social media, displaying the disposition of someone who was unfortunate enough to be rubbed by agbara – that dangerous fruit, found in the forest, which contact with the skin causes great itching and discomfort to its ill-fated victim.
Forget that he has become so engrossed with Peter Obi for a long time now that he has now been named in some quarters as Minister of Peter Obi Affairs, his posturing in the last 24 hours has been replete with some strange verve and frenzy that could only be attributed to serious and undiluted frustration. The question, is why?
Within that period, he has dished out more than three statement – all pointing to one subject matter – Obi’s absence at the funeral of Buhari, the former military Head of State who later became the 15th leader of Nigeria, after his passing in a London on Sunday.
This morning, he upped the ante with a fresh, mocking claim, that it was because there was no food to be served at the funeral event that made him decide to be absent – in apparent reference to the video, which showed Obi serving food last week at charity event organised by the Catholic Church in Imo State. See the frustration, witness the high degree and depth of his pain!
Come to think of it, Obi has more than enough reasons not to attend Buhari’s funeral. Such reasons are either cultural or political or both. In Igbo land, funerals are not only cultural, but highly spiritual. Indeed, the spiritual aspect is so fundamental and strong that any form of disobedience to its dictates could be fatal. Let me explain.
If my father dies and a friend of mine doesn’t come to pay me condolences, I’m constrained to return the same treatment if his own father dies. It doesn’t matter the bond between us. In other words, condolences to the bereaved is a debt to be paid or repaid. Again, if you did not take a cow to my father’s burial, I must not come to yours with one, and if he did, no matter how long it takes me to gather enough resources to reciprocate the gesture, it is an obligation that must be fulfilled. It must not be ignored.
Now, how does this relate? I’m aware that Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, the late Ikemba Nnewi, a senior military officer of the Nigerian Army, who before his stint with Biafra, must have commanded Buhari’s commanders, if not him directly, was given a state burial, after he died in 2010, the same way the late former President was given on Tuesday. I don’t recall seeing Buhari or most of the people who were in Daura, his community in Katsina at that event.
Obi was the governor at the time the event took place under former President Goodluck Jonathan. In other words, he was the chief mourner that took the condolences on behalf of the state. So, on that score and added to the fact that Ojukwu was his political father, Obi, could conveniently rely on that as an excuse not to be in Daura.
But even if it didn’t constitute a taboo for him to attend, on the argument that the late Ikemba was not his biological father, there is another cultural norm to cover his absence. ‘Uno onwu a-di erure, utu k’ona agba’ – translated – condolences don’t rot, but only grows moulds. What this means is that unlike a rotten item that becomes useless, you can clean off a mould on an item and still find it useful. In other world condolences or funerals could be deferred to a period of convenience. It doesn’t end in one day.
On the political side, Obi also has every reason to be antagonistic of Buhari. Who doesn’t know the role the late President played in cheating him out of the 2023 presidential election, which he clearly won? Buhari was not only an opponent but his silence to the crooked electoral process made him both an enabler and arrowhead of the manipulation that saw Obi come third from the obvious first position.
Outside that, who doesn’t know what Peter Obi represents in Nigeria’s political firmament today? Now, think for a moment what the situation could have been, if Obi was sighted anywhere near that event. The mistake most people make is to think that his cult following is restricted to the South. His appearance at that event would have provided the naysayers evidence of his deep and widespread influence.
Let me paint the different scenarios Obi’s cameo appearance either in Katsina or Daura would have caused. The first, would have been that the crowd of youths could have broken into wild ululation capable of causing a stampede, capable also of resulting into fatalities. That’s one.
The second one could have been that knowing his political leverage, the All Progressives Congress (APC) hunters looking for his leg to make pepper soup with, could have organised a befitting welcome party for him. For instance, they could have hired some urchins to pelt him with pure water or even some more dangerous items, just to prove a point that Northern youths hate him.
Again, given the high-octane security arrangements, particularly captured in the frenzy and the razzmatazz on display at that event on Tuesday, there is no gainsaying that some overzealous operatives, eager to please their masters, could not have taken it as part of their remit to embarrass him, either by restraining him from coming close to the centre of action or found an opportunity to physically manhandle him, as part of their security operations.
In that case, not only that nobody would come to his rescue, the APC goons, including Reno, would have gone to town with embellished tales of how he got what he deserved.
All these scenarios, were any of them to have happened, would surely have detracted, diminished and blurred the solemn nature of the event and distracted many people from appreciating its import, which is respect for the dead. Any of them would have made him the centre of discussion. Obi, will never allow himself to fall victim of such an outcome.
Indeed, a development like that would have created the sort of set-up Reno Omokri, Deji Adeyanju, Omoyele Sowore and other APC goons were waiting for to feast on. But they have apparently been denied the opportunity. No wonder the whining and bellyaching.
Indeed, what these traducers appear to miss is that apart from Obi’s personal lifestyle and proclivities, he has been out there in the field for decades long before they were out of their dippers. They forget that even before breaking into the public arena as Governor of Anambra State, he had been there, crossing the proverbial seven seas and seven jungles and battling all the countervailing forces at the same time.
Someone who posts the record of constructing bank buildings and developing properties, engaging in multi-million businesses as a student, someone who sat on the boards of blue-chip companies, became chairman of a bank in his 30s and set the most historic records in his checkered political life as governor and later presidential candidate, cannot fall to the antics of minions like Reno, whose only calling is using the social media to hype or abuse people according to their pays or lack of it.
In other words, Obi, being overwhelmed or defeated by such antics, is akin to the proverbial crab, which swam across the mighty ocean only to end up in a woman’s soup pot. That Peter Obi, eventually showed up at the home of the Buhari’s less than 24 hours after the Daura staccato noise – in a quiet, unobtrusive and solemn manner – tells the whole story of who the master truly is in this game. Again Peter Obi, has won, just as I know he would!
My name is Sunny Igboanugo, I’m The Tiny Voice!