When Nyesom Wike, former Governor of Rivers State, now Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), beat his chest and pointedly declared that heavens would not fall if Siminalayi Fubara, his successor in office is impeached, he was not far from what eventually happened on Tuesday with President Bola Tinubu declaring a State of Emergency in the state. He was actually confirming what must have been discussed behind closed doors.

Let nobody be deceived. The action of the President is premeditated, direct as it is deliberate. The development is not only a way of testing the waters, but meant to send a clear message in the manner Ibrahim Babangida clearly spoke some 32 years ago during the June 12, 1993 saga – we are not only in government, we are in power.

Tinubu, in his opening statement, said: “Fellow Nigerians, I feel greatly disturbed at the turn we have come to regarding the political crisis in Rivers State. Like many of you, I have watched with concern the development with the hope that the parties involved would allow good sense to prevail at the soonest, but all that hope burned out without any solution to the crisis.”

Now, if anyone goes to bed with this platitudinous statement, believing it to be true, it means that the person is a stranger, who has just emerged from years of solitary life in a cave and thus unable to grasp the events in Nigeria, at least in the last three years or more or the person is completely bereft or an outright imbecile.

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All the President needed do if truly he is ashamed of what was happening in Rivers as he claimed was to tell Wike to mind his job and leave Fubara alone. In other words, he could have solved the Rivers crisis within seconds. But he did not do that because of an obvious hidden agenda.

We do not believe the President and we dare say, no sane Nigerian would believe him either. Instead, we see the development concerning Rivers is an elaborately crafted political façade – a well-choreographed scheme – a manipulative macabre dance – all aimed at proving how firmly the fate of Nigerian is now firmly in the hands of the power players in Abuja – pure and simple.

We believe those who infer that the State of Emergency option, is the joker being played as alternative to impeachment, which would be a tedious route, given the touted refusal by the Chief Judge of Rivers State to soil his name by acquiescing to the unwholesome plot of impeachment. It is even said that the route is harder because there is also a court order barring the group of 27 lawmakers led by Martin Amaewhule as Speaker from commencing Fubara’s impeachment, obtained since 2023, which had not been vacated.

The implication being that the order must first be vacated, before the process of removal could begin and from given the slow pace of the legal matters in Nigeria, it could take several months, if not years to discharge that order, given that it could move from the lower court to the Supreme Court. This would ultimately defeat the purpose of the ant-Fubara forces.

The sad reality is that the All Progressives Congress (APC), has since captured Nigeria. The phenomenon Nigeria is experiencing today started with former President, Muhammadu Buhari, who destroyed virtually all institutions of state. With his penchant for playing dump to all national issues no matter how serious, he had launched a devastating war on these institutions.

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To Buhari, the laws of the land meant nothing. He either pretended not to know or simply ignored it. So, it was under him that the tenures of Service Chiefs in the military, the paramilitary and the police, were extended well after the officially recognised retirement limits either by age or years of service.

Buhari it was who ensured that National Assembly practically became a lame duck. Yes, the same NASS of the late Chuba Okadigbo as Senate President and Ghali Umar Na’Abba as Speaker, who stood up to then President Olusegun Obasanjo – of Ken Nnamani and Dimeji Bankole, who effectively killed the much-touted Third Term Agenda of the former President – that was the same NASS that lay on the floor for Buhari to step on them.

Immediately the tenure of Bukola Saraki and Yakubu, who emerged Senate President and Speaker by default and gave a semblance of the ideal relationship of checks and balances, between the executive and legislature ended, it was a free fall for the most critical arm of government.

Shamelessly Femi Gbajabiamila, who took over from Dogara, had told the world that the House of Representatives under him, was all willing to be a rubber stamp for the executive, while Ahmad Lawan, as Saraki’s successor, on his part declared that the Senate was ever ready to approve whatever Buhari wanted, because – wait for it – he meant well.

They did not stop at the legislature. The judiciary also had the bitter taste of Buhari’s understanding of power and its use. He did so in a manner hitherto unimaginable. Judges, hitherto believed to be next to God, became his guineapig for demonstrating. Some of their Lordships, including Supreme Court judges, were practically pulled out of their beds in the wee-hours of the night, some in their underpants and others completely in their birthday suits.

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The operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS), that were sent to do the job, never got round to explaining fully the raison d’etre for such unimaginable heist on a class of humans not even the military dared touch, except for some puerile and spurious charges of corruption, which eventually died their natural deaths. Expectedly, most of the judges, so targeted did not live long afterwards, not being able to bear the pain.

But that was not even enough. The case of Walter Onnoghen, the Chief Justice of Nigeria even became the highpoint of the strange phenomenon the former President designed and unleashed against this highly revered institution. The removal of the CJN by no other person but the Chairman of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, one of the lowest officers in the wrung of judicial hierarchy, was like that fatal blow by the dagger of Brutus, which killed Julius Caeser.

Since then, the judiciary, like other institutions, have become as Nigerians say – something else. Virtually all their decisions subsequently were delivered under one term – unanimous judgement. The era of dissenting or minority judgements are gone, as judges obviously fearing to be targeted know better than travel that route.

Out of the window went the courage, which saw their Lordships play their part in telling Obasanjo, who because he thought Rotimi Amaechi’s emergence as candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), had K-Leg and so denied him the ticket that he did not have the final say. It was therefore due to this application of rare courage that Amaechi became governor in 2007.

Suddenly, the judiciary that made Andy Uba hold the record of an 11-day governor, when he was sent packing from the Government House Awka, for Peter Obi to complete his job, in the historic Tenure Interpretation Case, gave way to some strange arena from where issued some of the most outlandish pronouncements capable of making the devil himself flinch with envy.

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Invariably, because Nigerians, hit by some strange disease that drained their hitherto vibrant energy with which they confronted the moving train with bare hands during the years of the military, became mere onlookers, Buhari not only finished his disastrous, locust-eaten years, but successfully handed over to Tinubu, who has since upped the ante.

Now, from the first day, in fact, few minutes after his inauguration, Nigerians have borne the level of suffering they never imagined ever existed. From N198 a litre, the price of fuel suddenly jumped to N550. Yet, the same Nigerians who virtually seized the air and forbade Goodluck Jonathan from breathing in 2012 for removing subsidy, watched helplessly as Tinubu hiked the cost of the same commodity beyond N1,000.

They watched as the value of Naira plummeted from N300 to a dollar to N1,700 in just few months of Tinubu’s government. Even the little attempts they made at demonstration to protest their parlous situation, were brutally put down and many of those who were unfortunate to fall into the hands of the goons unleashed after them, spent months in detention with charges of treason, the highest crime in the land hung on their necks.

From the foregoing therefore, it is obvious that Tinubu, having developed the formula for dealing with Nigerians, is confident that this unconstitutional and immoral act in Rivers will come and pass without any form of resistance.

Yes! Tinubu knows that what he has done is not covered by law. He knows that he lacks powers to remove a governor or elected representatives under the 1999 Constitution. He knows because he even criticised Goodluck Jonathan when he took the same measure in some states in the North in 2013, even without removing the governors.

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But he has gone ahead, to stamp his authority, which is more important than any law of the land. Just like Buhari, he knows that nobody will challenge him. He knows the heavens will not fall. He has it all taken care of. Like he has conquered Lagos, Nigeria is now firmly in the hollow of his palms.

Unfortunately, Rivers will not be the only place. After it, will come the next and the next, such that by the time everything is counted, Nigerians will know that power, as Tinubu usually says, is not served a la carte. The proof of that will also be made manifest in 2027 when the tragedy will be completed. That will be the sadder part

A few hours ago, the curtain finally fell at the Senate. It signified the end to one of the acts in the long scene of the drama Nigerians had been regaled with in the last one week. It came with the gavel sounding on the fate of Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, the Senator representing Kogi Central Senatorial District.

Of course, the end of this particular scene would only surprise the non-initiates. A passive observer, a fresh inductee or even a complete political imbecile would have predicted what would be the eventual fate of the Senator, one of the four female lawmakers in 10^th Senate.

In the afternoon of Thursday, March 6, the Senate handed her a set of unsalvoury package, relying on the recommendations reached earlier in the day and provided by the members by the Nada Imesuen Committee on Ethics, Privileges, Code of Conducts and Public Relations.

The package: She would be stripped totally of her status as Senator for six months, including being suspended from plenary, her office being fastened, loss of all salaries and allowances for her and her aides, not getting close anywhere within the precincts of the National Assembly and barring her from embarking on foreign trips as a Senator.

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Nobody would have predicted otherwise, except for the totally bereft in the politics of the land. At least, there were about five previous cases within the chambers since 1999 when Nigeria returned to civilian rule to guide anyone. It was obvious that Natasha would suffer the fate of Joseph Waku, Arthur Nzeribe, Ovie Omo-Agege, Ali Ndume, and Abdul Ningi, who had all tasted the same bitter pill.

What was probably left to conjecture was not predicting beforehand the scenes in-between that would garnish the drama side of the entire saga. That came with Natasha stretching the show beyond the confines of the Senate Chambers.

On Friday, February 28, 2025, she used her appearance on The Morning Show, a breakfast programme on ARISE NEWS, a popular Nigerian television network to regale the whole world with some salacious tales of how Godswill Akpabio, President of the Senate of Nigeria and Chairman of the National Assembly, had been labouring strenuously to lure her into his bed.

Now, any ear that heard such an earth-shaking accusation, especially the full details of the various attempts of sex-baiting as narrated by the Kogi Senator, would expect that the political firmament in Nigeria would come to an instant halt. All over the saner climes, everything else in government circle is supposed to take the backstage from that moment.

But that is the difference – most certainly – the tragedy. In those climes, yes! But certainly not here! Nigeria, is in a class of its own in terms of exhibiting behaviours expected of a modern society. Here, officials are usually never shirking in calling for the highest level of adulation even while constantly fouling the air with stinking farts from the putrefying genre of Nigerian politics.

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For them, citizens are supposed not only to open their mouths and nostrils to gulp and inhale the odiferous stench constantly being released from their posteriors, but are supposed to be smiling doing so. Any other reaction is indefensible, unpatriotic and in most cases punishable to as much as high treason.

That was at the core of the imbroglio in the Natasha case, some people have since dubbed – the Akpabiogate! So, while the entire world would have expected that the issue of Nigeria’s number three citizen being bespattered with the paintbrush of shame as a molester of women, to take the front burner of both political and governmental activities, it has conveniently been relegated to the backstage just like in virtually every other cases.

Yes! For every Senator, who spoke on that Thursday, while Natasha’s political neck lay on the slaughter slab, it was all about the integrity of the Senate. Never bother about the meaning of that expression. It simple assumes a difference in Nigeria. Its only interpretation is the protection of the Senate President at any given time – simplicita!

Now, picture the contradiction between a female Senator, who committed the sin of refusing to move to an assigned seat before speaking and a possibly serial sexual predator sitting at the helm of the highest lawmaking body of the country. What is likely to happen, say in the UK parliament or the US Congress?

Which is more important and which should have come first? But trying to unravel the contradiction or attempting to understand why the reverse should be the case, is akin to the hard labour of struggling to comprehending Nigeria. That is the uphill task. Is it not the reason for the assumption that only an insane mind could actually achieve such a feat?

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Yes! To make sense of Nigeria, requires putting a meaning to a Senate President thinking of, let alone, celebrating his birthday in stadium in the first place. It also requires grasping the mindset of the gaily-dressed citizens in various colourful attires, in the crowd-filled seats with each singing and dancing at that occasion without asking the basic questions – where are all these coming from – the funding and all – and why such lavish fund to promote it could not be channelled into production of nets for the immediate fishing communities. You would be trying to understand Nigeria, if you did as much as raise such a question. You could even get a slap from the man sitting behind you eavesdropping into your thoughts.

Knowing Nigeria would explain the private jets that took over every space in the local airport like locusts in a green vegetable farm during the birthday event. It would even explain the tour of the said mansion with ornamental furniture and all – one of the crime-scenes for the supposed expression of the sexual desires.

Now, in which other country of the world has it been heard that a Senate President celebrated his birthday in a stadium and what mindset would have led to it? Julius Ceasar, one of the most celebrated noblemen in world history was never recorded to engage in such monumental displays even with all his regal splendour.

Again, attempting to give a meaning to why the Senate saw Natasha’s behaviour as more crucial and urgent than addressing the sex-for-favour allegation against Akpabio, would involve trying to fathom the situation where lawmakers in a hunger-ravaged country would be the highest paid in the world, far beyond their counterparts in the most buoyant countries like the United States, Europe and Asia.

It would explain why the 469 lawmakers at the Nigerian National Assembly would be gifted Sports Utility Vehicles (SUVs) costing N160million each from funds borrowed from rich countries while lawmakers from the same rich countries went to work using car-pooling arrangements, because they could not afford riding in expensive cars.

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It would explain why Nigerian Senators would be entitled to new houses each four years while Senators of the United States would share hostel-like apartments because they could hardly afford the rents in Washington and still make good laws that benefit their societies and make them sought-after in the world.

Imagine what SOTUS like Joe Biden would have collected in cars and housing allowances for the 36 years he spent in congress, were he a Nigerian Senator. Yet, he would probably be still paying mortgage as his own housing arrangements if he did not sort himself out through other means.

These are the contradictions that must be settled for those attempting to grasp what happened in the Senate on Thursday. Yes! It is all about the integrity of the Senate. But that integrity must not include inquiring into the foolishness of acquiring a N160million SUV to navigate – wait for it – the bad roads in Nigeria – instead of employing the huge amount used in buying the exotic automobiles in fixing the roads so that citizens with bicycles could also access them with ease. That, certainly is the thinking in other climes, not Nigeria.

No! Integrity of the Senate must not include appropriating funds borrowed from global financial institutions for the executive to buy a presidential yacht, purchase exotic cars for the office of the first lady or build a N21billion house for the Vice President in a country where more than 100 million citizens go to bed on empty stomach daily. By the way, has it not been said that the N21billion VP mansion is currently unoccupied and could now be home to rodents, serpents and scorpions?

Nobody will understand the Senate brand of integrity without first fathoming a Nigeria where the President and or his handlers, not only desiring, but actually going ahead to acquire a mimic of The Beast, the US presidential limousine in addition to a model of Air Force One, and lining hundreds of other state-of-the-art automobiles each time he travelled in the streets amid deafening cries of ebi kpa wa – we are hungry from citizens.

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Yes! To understand what happened in the Senate on Thursday, means fathoming a country whose successive leaders over the years borrow hard currencies from lending institutions, steal the entire funds, return same to the countries they were borrowed from, borrow again and return, in an endless circle of official graft.

Come to think of it, is it not surprising that till date, not a single Senator has raised a voice to speak against the hunger in the land or made any whimper against official shenanigans in the executive – not even the opposition – not even members of the fire-eating Labour Party (LP) members, who had sworn to mimic the public display of austerity of Peter Obi, the man they rode on his back to office? Why have they all suddenly gone silent? That is the Senate that is talking about integrity!

In fact, is it not even more surprising that the two principal actors – Ireti Kingibe, the Senator representing the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) and Neda Imesuen, Edo South, who led the indictment without hearing of Natasha are from the same LP? Has anyone heard the voices of other female Senators? They are all imprisoned in the Ometa of silence the National Assembly adopted since the All Progressives Congress (APC) came into the picture in Nigeria.

Naturally, as the curtain fell on Thursday, those whose eyes remain on the stage would certainly not be disappointed. They would no doubt get the entertainment they seek. Soon, the curtain will rise again for a fresh act in another scene, as the drama continues.

But one thing is sure – in this act Natasha is bound to lose no matter how strong her performance. Those seeking to see Akpabio in the dock on that stage, should better banish the thought. He will never come to trial. In fact, he must end up the hero. He will never be the villain. Even the imbeciles in Nigeria and elsewhere know this. Anyone who fails to get it should forget about it. It is how Nigeria rolls. To fathom it, requires one state of the mind – madness

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On Thursday, February 20, 2025, Nigeria gathered at the Transcorp Hotel, Abuja. Yes Nigeria! For the simple reason that in their hands lies the State – the instrument of a people who have agreed to gather together under one law, one destiny and one goal!

Collectively, the faces in that assembly constitute the collegiate called – The Owners of Nigeria (Dele Momodu). To put it more plainly, if not forcefully, if those at that assembly had decided yesterday, decides today or even tomorrow with one voice that Nigeria will become heaven on earth, that status would have since have been attained a long time ago. If they do so today or tomorrow, the same outcome will be achieved.

But they never decided yesterday. From the vibes in that picturesque gathering, they seem not ready to do so today. Nobody knows what would be of tomorrow. Yet they had the opportunity to do so and still have it today, and ceteris paribus, will also have the powers to do so tomorrow. Sampler: In that gathering were all the living former leaders of Nigerian government, either as military Heads of State or civilian Presidents.

In fact, two of them – Olusegun Obasanjo, and Muhammadu Buhari, governed Nigeria in both capacities. Though Buhari, the last, but one President, who exited power on May 29, 2023, was not physically president, for what many suspect was an obvious reason, having been ousted from power and detained by  Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida as Head of State in 1985, he sent a representative. So, in that regard, he was also present.

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The question therefore is why did they not toe that line of making Nigeria great? Nobody needs to go far to find the answer. Save for the plain imbeciles or those given to living in denial or the politically-correct-seeking-bunch, the reason is obvious. It was clearly seen in that gathering in Abuja – clearly visible like the flicker of light in pitch-darkness – selfishness.

They had gathered for the launch of the book: A Journey in Service, an autobiography authored by Babangida, chronicling his life’s story, particularly his eight-year rule as the only Military President in the history of Nigeria.

Indeed, such a gathering where the former President, finally admitted to the fact that Moshood Kashimawo Olawale (MKO) Abiola won the June 12, 1993 election, as expected, would have been an opportunity for deep introspection.

It would have been a chance to walk back the years past as well as an occasion that would provide the sharp tool with which the tip of the huge boil that has given Nigeria intractable pains and sleepless nights, would have been pricked open to release the puss, thus freeing it from its excruciating agony. But nada! Instead, it was the same pastime – subterfuge, deceit, half-truths and outright lies. That was all that gathering showcased, regrettably.

Even though he intended it to be humour, Yemi Osinbajo, Buhari’s Vice President, actually captured the fact that some of the patrons at that event, had executed coups against each other. The former university professor and Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), might have been pointing to military coups, or could have been understood as doing so. But even the civilians amongst them had not been less mischievous against themselves.

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More than that, virtually all of them had carried out coups against Nigeria by deciding to work for themselves rather than working for the country – the reason it is currently in its sorry pass. The fact that they failed to utilise that opportunity on Thursday to tell Nigerians the truth, is again, a clear indication of their mindset. The scant regard to nationhood, captured in the absence of patriotism, which has remained at the vortex of Nigeria’s underdevelopment, was just too obvious in their conducts at that event which could not pass as more than mere jesting.

The fact that each of them who rose to the rostrum to speak, decided to shower praises on the General, whose singular action of nullifying that June 12 election most Nigerian had expected to be the turning point for Nigeria, not only left a sour taste in the mouth, it was evidently nauseating as it was revulsive.

Who knows, if with the level of patronage, obeisance and extreme veneration devoted to same Babangida seen as the architect and harbinger of Abiola’s ugly fate, the late business mogul, would not be turning with anguish in his grave from what he would obviously interpret as pure mockery. After all, the same Babangida did not mince word when he pointedly told Nigerians as he rang his warning bell, we are not only in government, we are in power.

What other statement could have been more audacious in sending the message? Yet, because he has now recanted his original position by “taking responsibility,” the position of sainthood had to be donated to him. After all, what could be more benevolent in reversing himself? What happened to him when he did not? Did his Hilltop mansion not remain the Mecca it had always served, where hundreds of Nigerians trooped to in search of privileges?

It did not even matter to that audience that Babangida’s feeble admittance to that event 32 years ago was as half-hearted as it was insipid. Even a suckling toddler would have easily seen the result of the election clearly. But no, the Minna Saint, only realised that Abiola won upon “further reflection.” What a pity? Yes! If he did not know and just realised, why should anyone blame him?

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So, they cheered! They clapped! They celebrated. But nobody was deceived. Even the baby clutching at the mother’s breast knew that neither the Generals in the room nor the bloody civilians among them believed the gibberish. Like it had always been, it was all showmanship, a circuit created to entertain themselves and deceive Nigerians, as always.

Even the late Sani Abacha, who ultimately took over, were he to be at that gathering on Thursday, would still find accommodation in the eulogies, ululations and backslappings. Regardless what Nigerians know of him, he could have written his own book. If he did and told the same audience that Kudirat Abiola, who was assassinated long before her husband died mysteriously, minutes after he was released from detention, was killed by area boys, that same crowd would have cheered and clapped.

That is the tragedy of Nigeria. Come to think of it, how many June 12 tragedies have been experienced in Nigeria’s electoral journey since that catastrophic event of 1993? Which election since then has passed the simplest test of credibility? Those same people at that event in Abuja, saw the outright replication of the same June 12 in 2023.

What did they say when some people grabbed, snatched and ran away with the mandate of the people? Maybe 20 years after, one of the beneficiaries of that heist will write his memoirs to tell the world that Peter Obi, the Labour Party (LP) candidate, actually won the election, but Nigeria would have broken into pieces if allowed to become President. So, in national interest, for Nigeria to be preserved, he was denied.

Even that line would also attract the same applause as the author would be celebrated as a hero “for his humility” in telling the truth at last. The drums will be rolled out. Hapless and helpless Nigerians, who have since become pawns on the chessboard, will, as usual, cringe in pain and the beat will go on. Yes! Stripped of the essence of nationhood, Nigeria will remain what it is – an entity peopled with a surfeit of statesmen without a state. Tragedy!

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